Naru: mom you look different
Mom: is it because im an eldritch monster of uncanny valley sent to take advantage of the greed of humanity
Naru: hmm

Usagi: IVE TRANSFORMED I LOOK SO VERY DIFFERENT I AM NOW WEARING GLOVES AND MY SKIRT IS MARGINALLY SHORTER I BARELY RECOGNIZE MYSELF

And then Usagi’s entire family disowned her because of a poor test grade, and she lived on the streets staring at Sailor V posters. THE END

I’m sorry, Mamoru, but “You’d better study harder” would not be my insult of choice

Beryl: YES I HAVE SHARP NAILS AND RED EYES AND I CONSTANTLY SUSPEND A DARK MYSTERIOUS ORB THROUGH UNCERTAIN MAGIC BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE ME A BAD PERSON

The scene transitions from sunny high school courtyard to dark otherworldly cavern of evil are… rather abrupt.

Usagi making random, untranslatable noises of frustration #ArtImitatesLife

The ‘90s background music sets the tone of the entire episode