tiny012:

knight-of-tuxedo:

knight-of-tuxedo:

ncisduckie:

sailormoonsub:

One of Tuxedo Mask’s powers is that he can extend his cane? Is this some kind of Freudian metaphor?

I want to scream expletives at this. Omg.

Please do.

While we’re at it…

So when he extend his cane to save Usa in front Diamond in episode 83 in Classics, what he was trying to tell him??? 

My roommate and I once had a long discussion about the implications of that scene. Like, Diamond is attempting to assert his masculinity by hypnotizing and forcing Usagi onto a bed. Then, Tuxedo Mask unexpectedly soars in on his hang glider of romance, where he immediately extends his cane (to an absurdly unnecessary degree) and tells Usagi to grab it, presumably looking Diamond in the eye the entire time. They might as well be yelling “I’M A MAN” at one another in various pitches of confidence. Usagi is saved from a male by a male, essentializing her role as the prize of a whose-dick-is-bigger contest.

bisexualscarletbenoit:

knight-of-tuxedo:

ncisduckie:

sailormoonsub:

One of Tuxedo Mask’s powers is that he can extend his cane? Is this some kind of Freudian metaphor?

I want to scream expletives at this. Omg.

Please do.

NO OH MY GOD

reasons why a literary analysis student should never livetweet: exhibit A

One of Tuxedo Mask’s powers is that he can extend his cane? Is this some kind of Freudian metaphor?

“SERVES you right!”

No. NO.

The tennis monster can do anything it wants.

Just please spare us the tennis puns.

“How dare you use TENNIS for your evil ends!”

It’s the absolute epitome of a loving, happy, purely good institution!

Nothing can make tennis look evil. Nothing.

Agent of darkness is also a TENNIS EXPERT

Everything is ruled by the stars. The stars rule everything. The ruling of everything is by the stars. STARS. RULE.

Nephrite probably

Nephrite has better hair than any of the female cast. What is his secret? Did he sell his soul– oh wait