rewatching the viz dub of sailor moon and i’m on the classic park episode. and I just. “How to orchestrate Rei Hino’s downfall: Step 1. Hand her a shovel. Step 2. Stand back and watch her fucking dig.” I love these adorkable morons so much.

keyofjetwolf:

ME TOO GOD

But I need you to know that I thought for a solid fifteen, twenty seconds that the dub had the LITERAL LINES “How to orchestrate Rei Hino’s downfall, etc.” as said by Usagi or something, and it was UTTERLY GLORIOUS.

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I JUST FOUND MY FAVORITE PICTURE OF SAILOR MOON

This squirrel later went on to become a chronic smoker who was rejected from a nicotine patch trial because of his unusual size.

I guess we as the audience are meant to dismiss Usagi’s concerns about the age gap between Rei and Mamoru as “jealousy”?? I guess????

Both of Usagi’s love interests are college students. What’s the problem? *remembers opening narration where she says she’s in middle school*

Ami: “This park will be gone and the birds will have nowhere to go!”

Rei: “I need to get a boyfriend and have a date here before it’s too late!" 

#priorities

15 episodes in and the stock animation is already grating on me. Grant me the patience to endure.