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SAILOR MOON SAYS!

“Unconscious girls can’t say no,” shrugs Tuxedo Mask as he kisses the drunk fourteen-year old girl. The episode fades out.

Usagi: “I’m really thirsty. I think I’ll have some of that juice. The one in the martini glass. That’s really good juice.”

Was it too much to ask to psychologically explore the Princess’s ulterior motivation to become more than an accessory to her land’s treasure?

All you need to be a princess is a floor length dress and a fake name. You don’t even need an identity!

Luna really deserves more credit than she’s given. She saves lives far more frequently than any character, even without opposable thumbs.

Anyone with passing knowledge of gravity would know that a parasol would not slow the descent of 2 people. Or maybe it was the Power of Love™

Let me guess, the banquet is a front for an underground cloning operation. Am I right?

Princess Diamond of the Kingdom of Diamonds comes from a long line of creative namers