What does the Moon Tiara actually do? Sometimes it turns monsters to stone, sometimes dust, and sometimes it just vaporizes stuff

It doesn’t appear that Nephrite has any redeeming qualities as a love interest besides his gorgeous flowing locks.

I assume the scene of a moth flying into a lamp and falling limply into a pool of water with burning wings was some kind of subtle metaphor.

Naru! Your boyfriend is an energy-sucking monster from the Dark Kingdom who seeks to destroy Earth and unleash his wrath on earth! Ok bye!

Usagi Queen of Subtlety

The fact that Mamoru invited himself on Motoki and Usagi’s date for absolutely no given reason, and they both just go along with it.

This is EASILY the most 1990s outfit I have ever seen.

“An object will appear to lead me to the Silver Crystal. It’s called… The Dark Crystal!”

How long did it take the writers to think of that

Let’s play a game called “How Can We Possibly Make Zoisite Any More Feminine”

“Age means nothing when there’s love!”

I am going to have to respectfully disagree with you, Naru.