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A cute Valentine’s article from Animage, February 1993, that I thought could use a translation. Also included the cleaned-up version on the right to do whatever with!

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hi i’m ami mercury i mean i’m sailor mizuno i mean fuck

Ami, Crushing On Ami: The Boy Who Can See The Future (via incorrectsailormoonquotes)

a semi-comprehensive list of favorite Sailor Moon episodes

Last week, purinsesu-sereniti asked what my favorite episode was. Overwhelmed by the enormity of the question, I had defaulted to sarcasm. I am here to remedy that. Here is a conglomeration of what happens to be exactly twenty episodes from all five seasons, from the overtly silly ones and the heartcrushingly serious ones. There’s probably many I’m forgetting, so I’d love to know which episodes are your personal favorites!

#12: Ami and Rei go on a couples’ cruise and even without a ticket Usagi somehow manages to third wheel

#13: Ami, Rei and Usagi kill Jadeite with feminism and an airplane

#27: Usagi gives the victim of the week a picture of Ami eating a hamburger

#44: Everyone dies in the past

#45–#46: Everyone dies in the present

#50: Usagi’s family and a couple of aliens go to a virtual reality game center

#66: Chibiusa makes curry with her parents, the Ayakashi Sisters are the worst salespeople, and everyone cares a little too much about the local supermarket

#78: Minako is somehow graced with a good immune system and serves as nurse to her friends

#82: Sailor Pluto exists

#91: Mamoru takes Usagi to an abandoned house full of cats and the power of their love creates a Legendary Rod

#108: Everyone tries to speak English and Usagi is so very drunk

#110–#111: Lesbian hell

#118: All the Senshi enter a randomly shifting dimension to save Hotaru while Professor Tomoe sits on the porch eating a bag of chips

#124–#125: Hotaru, Mistress 9, and Saturn all duke it out while technically inhabiting the same body

#136: Usagi is a ninja that’s all you need to know

#172: Baby Nehelenia and the prettiest redemption death ever

#184: The time that Sailor Moon unapologetically became a sitcom

Sorry, Urawa, but we already have Rei as the psychic friend

Urawa’s dream about using his scissor-handed monster form to cut off Ami’s clothes? No subconscious messages here

The monster this episode is made of school supplies? That’s so….

Actually, on second thought, that is pretty scary.

Going through someone’s pockets while they’re unconscious and finding a candid photograph of yourself if a special kind of awkward.

“May I keep this weird, unexpected candid photo of your cute friend?”
“YUP”

I nominate Usagi for the Ice Bucket Challenge

“This blur filter will make it look like I’m running REALLY FAST”