“I will remove the rainbow crystal from your body now.”

A calm demeanor is very important during any surgery.

Motoki: How cute! These middle schoolers must be engaged in a competition to see who could be the best little sister to me! I’m feeling particularly oblivious today!

“Single celled organisms are the foundation of all life!”

This monster is a total ecology nerd and I love it.

“We’re ten thousand volts of heartbreak power looking for boyfriends!”

Positively poetic.

Remember, girls, you have two options: career advancement or love. You can’t have both!

Motoki gets all the girls because he’s the only tolerable recurring character.

Why is that I empathize more with the cat than with any of the human characters

Magical girls? Okay.

Elemental monsters? Fine.

College students that can afford more than a tiny shared apartment? Absolutely unrealistic.

I’m not going to date middle-school girls.

Thank you Motoki. I don’t know if you realize how important that simple declaration is.

Episode 29: “Flirting and Being Nice are Two Different Things, and This Confuses Many People”