Tuxedo Mask just spent ten minutes batting around at Zoisite’s teleportation rings with his cane. He missed the entire battle.

How dare you use mamino algae as a weapon! The Hokkaido Sightseeing Association didn’t give you permission, did they?

Sailor Moon and her book of Very Specific Insults

That awkward moment when you accidentally transform the wrong person into a monster

True evil rides a merry-go-round. Zoisite may have an ulterior motive for being here, but the thrilled kid in the back is enjoying the ride.

“Redman Leg Attack!”

No actually, that’s called a “kick” in the common vernacular

Pictured: Not Tuxedo Mask.

(I managed to catch the one frame where it looks like Tuxedo Umino has lost a limb.)

I mean, at least Tuxedo Umino carries a hammer instead of flowers.

“Of course I believe Luna’s story about the moon kingdom. She IS a magical talking cat, after all.”