Want to make an elevator ride less awkward? Talk about your traumatic past and your tortured dreams.

Mamoru: I got into a car accident and lost my parents.
Hagrid: A car crash?! A car crash, kill Lily and James Potter? It’s an outrage!

“Mamoru has a shoulder injury? Tuxedo Mask had a shoulder injury yesterday. *faces camera* Joint damage due to fibromyalgia is no joke.”

The fact that Mamoru actually thought that the Negaverse would put up a fair fight for the rainbow crystals. Hilarious.

Well, clearly Mamoru is sick, because he actually said something that wasn’t a direct insult for the first time in the show

Cliffhanger of episode 33: “Is Sailor V the moon princess???”
First 20 seconds of episode 34: “Nah bro”

Most people who get stabbed contact a hospital. Tuxedo Mask is not most people.