The real question of the episode: Does the hairdresser know she looks like she has sideburns?

“It so appears that your mortality shall remain unaltered until such a time when that can be remedied.”

1. Hairdresser monster 2. Barbershop pole weapon 3. Slug analogy

The hair sample analysis machine only picks one hair at random. There’s no control group or comparisons. This is not a very scientific system

Why does the Negaverse need DNA testers and scientific cross-examinations to find Sailor Moon? Can’t they use, like, magic?

Depressed individuals are more likely to get radically different haircuts.Is that why they opened a barbershop after Usagis identity crisis?

Usagi’s constant crying went from being played for laughs, to being completely serious. Stop being sad, Usagi, my heart can’t take it.

Let’s be honest…. every episode could be titled “Usagi’s Confusion”

You offer free haircuts to girls with little money and tamper with their hearts! Such devious monsters are unforgivable!

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