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This was fun! I want to do a colored version.

UPDATE: Tweaked the sketch a bit on Photoshop. I like the proportions better now.

“W/ all do respect your highness but she did say she was from the Moon Kingdom” “I thought she just came from a kingdom that worshipped the moon!””You didn’t even find it weird how freakishly white her skin&hair were?””I just thought she was albino!”

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on earth

“Hey guys, lay off my girlfriend.”

“Endymion. The gravity is so much stronger here, she literally just lies face down on the floor complaining every time you invite her over.”

“I think it’s charming.”

meanwhile in the moon kingdom

“Can your new boyfriend not freak out about floating off the surface every single time? Every time he starts yelling, he gets all dramatic about the negative effects of a thin atmosphere on the lungs.”

“Everyone has their quirks, Mars”

That was funny but seriously imagine if they were&then imagine it taking Endymion a really long time to figure it out cuing big shock fest w/ the shittenou

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“Endymion, sir, we don’t think that you should be dating that moon kingdom girl. She eats antimatter and breathes Boze-Einstein condensate, and we’re not sure this is a healthy relationship in any sense of the word. We request that you stop seeing her.”

“Well, technically I never have seen her. Remember, she exists outside the visible spectrum of light.”

“… Sir can we not right now”

Imagine if like back in the Silver Millennium the senshi and people from the Moon Kingdom looked more alien like

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Take your pick

absolute nerds in multiple lifetimes

Confession: The way I deal with emotional trauma in Sailor Moon is imagining what kind of reductionist commentary the MST3K crew would make.

a semi-comprehensive list of favorite Sailor Moon episodes

Last week, purinsesu-sereniti asked what my favorite episode was. Overwhelmed by the enormity of the question, I had defaulted to sarcasm. I am here to remedy that. Here is a conglomeration of what happens to be exactly twenty episodes from all five seasons, from the overtly silly ones and the heartcrushingly serious ones. There’s probably many I’m forgetting, so I’d love to know which episodes are your personal favorites!

#12: Ami and Rei go on a couples’ cruise and even without a ticket Usagi somehow manages to third wheel

#13: Ami, Rei and Usagi kill Jadeite with feminism and an airplane

#27: Usagi gives the victim of the week a picture of Ami eating a hamburger

#44: Everyone dies in the past

#45#46: Everyone dies in the present

#50: Usagi’s family and a couple of aliens go to a virtual reality game center

#66: Chibiusa makes curry with her parents, the Ayakashi Sisters are the worst salespeople, and everyone cares a little too much about the local supermarket

#78: Minako is somehow graced with a good immune system and serves as nurse to her friends

#82: Sailor Pluto exists

#91: Mamoru takes Usagi to an abandoned house full of cats and the power of their love creates a Legendary Rod

#108: Everyone tries to speak English and Usagi is so very drunk

#110#111: Lesbian hell

#118: All the Senshi enter a randomly shifting dimension to save Hotaru while Professor Tomoe sits on the porch eating a bag of chips

#124#125: Hotaru, Mistress 9, and Saturn all duke it out while technically inhabiting the same body

#136: Usagi is a ninja that’s all you need to know

#172: Baby Nehelenia and the prettiest redemption death ever

#184: The time that Sailor Moon unapologetically became a sitcom

I feel that I need to apologize.