“Could a friendship really exist between a boy and a girl that’s different from love?”

Nah, platonic relationships with no sexual tension are a myth

Mamoru’s multiple-personality disorder is getting multicultural.

I need to pour myself a drink, rewind the episode, and take a sip just so I can spit it out laughing at “The Moonlight Knight.”

“We have a really important test tomorrow, monster! I want to get into a good college!”

Congratulations! You just won an unwanted alien admirer!

Of course she’s an alien. No real human would use the words “wonderful disco” in such close proximity

Makoto: Just because I never so much as mentioned my best friend at any point before doesn’t mean he’s not worth donating all my blood to

We interrupt this episode to bring you an artsy music video about Makoto’s love, loss, and lots of rain

I have questions about why they’re letting a 14-year-old girl directly transfuse her blood into another body without proper documentation

Youma shows up at the very beginning of the episode and actually almost kills someone. The standard formula has been COMPLETELY SHATTERED