The kindergarteners’ acappella cover of the Sailor Moon theme is cute, but how do they know it

Turn me into a sweet and stylish kindergarten teacher!

Being a hot teacher is one thing, being a hot kindergarten teacher is quite another

“Believing in Sailor Moon is a subconscious projection of your own desires.”

ALL THESE GODDAMN LITTLE FREUDIAN PSYCHOANALYSTS

Mie: “If we don’t believe in anything now, I think we’ll regret it when we become grownups.”

This is some serious happiness-mongering, kid

Why don’t you go find a boyfriend or something? Of course, it’ll be hard with your looks.

these five year olds are full of nothing but malice