What kind of college student has the time money or energy to take care of a newborn baby? Does Mamoru attend class, or just show up for final exams?

Mamoru: I have no experience with child care and no previous connection to the family but since I’m right here I’ll volunteer to take this baby in

“Manami is fine because her mother protected her. She had the one thing that You-Know-Who didn’t… Love.”

#SailorMoonHarryPotterCrossover

“We need to be very careful to avoid attracting the attention of the Sailors.”

Yeah, leaving a yard full of unconscious infants is not conspicuous

In my experience, babies rank slightly above sloths and koalas as far as “energy level”

Babies: A nature documentary, narrated by Eiru

“Mamoru and Usagi’s Babysitting Mayhem”

This title tastes like “quirky slice of life” with a “wacky family misadventure” aftertaste