“It’s staring into my soul. Oh my God. Please make it stop.”

Why does Ami have a computer program that calculates the probability of any given person being the Moonlight Knight

Eiru knows a total of like 8 bars of music. It would probably be easier to play if he actually moved his fingers.

“I noticed making lunch for your boyfriend is pretty popular right now.”

It’s been popular for centuries, Ami. And it’s time to change that

EVERYONE reminds Jupiter of her senpai. Presumably he, also, had two eyes, walked in a bipedal manner, and communicated verbally

Love… its sweet. Love… its sad. Love… its painful. Mako, run towards love and courage!

This wins “Least indicative opening teaser ever”