“I don’t like weak girls.”

How do five very simple words HURT SO MUCH

Sad: The monster’s toxic makeup being thrown back into her face
Sadder: The monster fruitlessly trying to draw her eyes back on with eyeliner

Thanks for that… for… uhhh… whatever that was, Tuxedo Mask

“Forcing your cosmetics on girls who just want boys to like them is unacceptable!”

-Open message to media and pop culture in general

Was there a reason to Usagi & Mamoru’s relationship besides destiny? Did they like the same movies? Did they enjoy telling each other jokes?

Why do I have to be your boyfriend just because I was in a previous life?!

Unlikely Arguments to Hear in a Breakup Speech

These aneurysms Mamoru has every time he gets a vision about Serenity or the Moon Kingdom must be causing at least a bit of brain damage

“Don’t be jealous, Chibiusa is just a kid.”

I could say the same about Usagi, Mr. College Man

“Episode 61- Huge Shock for Usagi! Mamoru Declares a Breakup”

Well, it’s not a huge shock for the audience anymore.