smokingbomber:

tuxedowisdom:

The drum is a percussion instrument. If used correctly, it can touch people’s hearts. But you have used it as a weapon. You are a disgrace as a musician! If you are going to play the drum anyway, play something like the cheerful tune of a Japanese dance!

Tuxedo Kamen, music critic.

I’m really concerned about continuity within the Sailor Moon universe like in episode 1 her hair has bones

and then sixty-three episodes later they are nowhere to be found

how am I supposed to establish a fundamental canon with such an inconsistent framework

“If used correctly, the drum can touch people’s hearts. But you have used it as a weapon.”

This describes my time in marching band perfectly

I can’t believe you caused a rift in time and space just because you “wanted to get back to your mom and dad.” Man up, Chibiusa!

“The key will allow you to travel through time but you mustn’t use it thoughtlessly.”

What’s that? You want to see your parents again? How reckless!

Why is Mamoru strolling around in a rainstorm in a pink polo shirt?

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*scoffs* “I could never be bothered by something as trivial as rain. Raincoats don’t flatter anyone.”

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Instant Thunderstorm: All you need is a drum, a spark plug, and an industrial-strength hairdryer