Girls don’t want romance, girls want an in-depth psychological examination of insecurity and its effects on our perceptions of the world

This week’s droid has a day job as an advice columnist.

Ami trying to appear pleasant while being emotionally destroyed inside is apparently a problem for my tear ducts.

“Sailor Mercury, I’ll make you kill the sailor soldiers with your own hands.”

Is it Daylight Savings because this suddenly got REALLY DARK

“Gossip travels fast at Juban Public Preschool.”

“As long as I have a more expensive lawyer, I’m sure to win any challenge put against me.”

“So I’m a failure, a flat-chested, flighty idiot and just about the worst there can be!”

Don’t deprecate yourself, Usagi. I’ll do it for you