smokingbomber:

Storytime: Sailor Moon Episode 83

This is the funniest thing my visual cortex has ever processed

An evil prince dresses a 14 year old as NeoQueen Serenity to fulfill some kind of obsessive fantasy of his.

You know, for kids!

That’s new

“No, Daddy never takes off his fancy cape outfit. He also never puts down his sword.”

“SHE’S OUR DAUGHTER?! I’M REALLY CONCERNED AND A LITTLE BIT EXCITED ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS REVELATION”

But, Black Moon, if you kill everyone and destroy the earth, then there’s nothing left to rule over

Crystal Tokyo is in the thirtieth century? King Endymion is looking pretty damn good for his age.

“Probably a coincidence.”

“On second thought, this could work out just fine.”

Episode 83 opens with the frozen Crystal Tokyo, emotionally distressed Sailors, and Chibiusa crying for her mom.

[cue happy title card music]