if CCS was trying to trick me into rewatching one of the best Sailor Moon episodes of all time, it totally worked.

cesya:

For our very first buddy draw Mod chose Sailor Moon Villains! Next week…may also be Sailor Moon villains. We all love Sailor Moon villains.

 This is Nekonneru and she likes stealing pure heart crystals from children that take care of stray cats. She’s made of puzzle pieces and is great.

Print out these cards and give them to your crush I am a romance expert

a semi-comprehensive list of favorite Sailor Moon episodes

Last week, purinsesu-sereniti asked what my favorite episode was. Overwhelmed by the enormity of the question, I had defaulted to sarcasm. I am here to remedy that. Here is a conglomeration of what happens to be exactly twenty episodes from all five seasons, from the overtly silly ones and the heartcrushingly serious ones. There’s probably many I’m forgetting, so I’d love to know which episodes are your personal favorites!

#12: Ami and Rei go on a couples’ cruise and even without a ticket Usagi somehow manages to third wheel

#13: Ami, Rei and Usagi kill Jadeite with feminism and an airplane

#27: Usagi gives the victim of the week a picture of Ami eating a hamburger

#44: Everyone dies in the past

#45–#46: Everyone dies in the present

#50: Usagi’s family and a couple of aliens go to a virtual reality game center

#66: Chibiusa makes curry with her parents, the Ayakashi Sisters are the worst salespeople, and everyone cares a little too much about the local supermarket

#78: Minako is somehow graced with a good immune system and serves as nurse to her friends

#82: Sailor Pluto exists

#91: Mamoru takes Usagi to an abandoned house full of cats and the power of their love creates a Legendary Rod

#108: Everyone tries to speak English and Usagi is so very drunk

#110–#111: Lesbian hell

#118: All the Senshi enter a randomly shifting dimension to save Hotaru while Professor Tomoe sits on the porch eating a bag of chips

#124–#125: Hotaru, Mistress 9, and Saturn all duke it out while technically inhabiting the same body

#136: Usagi is a ninja that’s all you need to know

#172: Baby Nehelenia and the prettiest redemption death ever

#184: The time that Sailor Moon unapologetically became a sitcom

“I have waited 40 episodes to reappear. I will not be shoved aside for a plaid-laden video-gaming pancakeface.”

Medical facts with Sailor Moon: Heart attacks are caused when you are attacked by a power of love so strong, your feeble soul can’t survive

This is the third time they’ve used the phrase “legendary rod.” At this point I legitimately can’t tell if it’s intentional or not

Tuxedo Mask, the extending-cane thing is weird no matter how often you do it. Especially when the Diamon snaps it in half. #FunWithMetaphors

Saintly imagery? WHAT saintly imagery?

“In fact, Artemis takes care of ME most of the time.” #CatDad