My friends:

Me:

My friends:

Me:

graduating college and entering the real world only to suddenly remember that school is the only thing you’re good at
This is not a question that can be answered by mere hypothetical comparison. This needs to be a tournament-style championship, a heptathlon of romance (gaylympics 2016?). The rounds are: Domestic Household Living, Synchronized Outfits, Symbolic Affection, Rose Petal Tossing, Extreme Held Eye Contact, Personal Sacrifice, and Competitive Hand-Touching.
Honestly, it would be a very close race between the three teams. Touya and Yukito have an impressive number of matching work outfits, and Utena and Anthy pull ahead in symbolic tokens. Finally, Haruka and Michiru take home the championship with just the points earned in the last event.

Now I do!

Deep ocean bottom feeder Ami

Elegant mermaid Ami

Running away from her responsibilities Ami

Possibly dead Ami

Underwater calisthenics Ami

“We are running out of animation budget” Ami

“You can pick up your own anywhere accessories are sold.”

This episode just keeps oscillating between horribly heartrending and HORRIBLY SILLY
Ami doesn’t have the self-confidence to win a race and appear better than anyone. Only she would cheat in order to lose.
There can only be one water-powered senshi.
Let’s settle this with a race…
THROUGH THE WATER

“Thank you. I was merely verifying. I, Mamoru the human, am an expert on humor. I know very well what is funny.”
Characters who don’t usually interact on-screen hanging out together are my greatest weakness.