SO HERE’S A THING THAT WAS IN MY UNFINISHED DRAFTS THAT I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT

NEVER BEFORE HAVE A LAUGHED SO HARD AT MY OWN JOKE

“Your mom sounds like the worst. I mean, what kind of horrible parent sends her child back to the past on a mission?”

“Pink Sugar Heart Attack” is cuter than “Circulatory system failure. Probable cause: artificially colored sucrose. There’s nothing we can do.”

I guess if you’re a time traveler, you have a lot of time to think of judgmental insults.

Not sure what’s better: Eudial calling for the victim over a loudspeaker, or the fact that IT WORKS.

Pastel Still-Frame: Instantly makes absolutely any scene look five hundred percent more romantic!

This is your future queen, Tokyo.

“Of course this is a scientific operation. We’re wearing lab coats and looking at graphs! Look at all these beakers!”