
“Food and theoretical physics are my absolute two favorite things so I said to myself, why NOT combine them?”

“Food and theoretical physics are my absolute two favorite things so I said to myself, why NOT combine them?”

This man is a walking, talking college application brochure

Character Development: Last time this happened, she was 14. Now she’s 15!

“Yeah, I guess this is a good opportunity to meet other cultures and stuff BUT IM NO LONGER THE TALLEST ONE HERE”

“We may wish to usher in the end of days, but that doesn’t mean we can’t appreciate great music.”

There is exactly one word in English that all of them understand.


“I mean, that totally explains why you’re the most useless member of our team!”
“I couldn’t decide what I wanted to major in. So I majored in EVERYTHING.”