someone: you’re so dramatic

me, flipping my hair over my shoulder and walking toward my helicopter with my girlfriend in slow motion: I don’t have to stand for this kind of SLANDER

“hey what did you do today”

“not much, i was just emotionally devastated by a Candy Crush clone”

ANOTHER CHOOSE ONE: Haruka x Michiru or Utena x Anthy OR Touya x Yukito :)

This is not a question that can be answered by mere hypothetical comparison. This needs to be a tournament-style championship, a heptathlon of romance (gaylympics 2016?). The rounds are: Domestic Household Living, Synchronized Outfits, Symbolic Affection, Rose Petal Tossing, Extreme Held Eye Contact, Personal Sacrifice, and Competitive Hand-Touching. 

Honestly, it would be a very close race between the three teams. Touya and Yukito have an impressive number of matching work outfits, and Utena and Anthy pull ahead in symbolic tokens. Finally, Haruka and Michiru take home the championship with just the points earned in the last event.

From this beautiful post: 

Can we just talk about how well these two unrelated gifs work in conjunction from fifty achronological episodes apart

Like, not only has Haruka clearly taken a shower and changed into clean clothes untainted by any and all pop sensations but she has apparently been thinking about this for HOURS by the cinematically reflective window as the stormy wind symbolically rages on

ladykurana:

Sun Star Stationery Rainbow Moon Chalice paper clip holder. Released August 2015.

IM LOSING IT OVER THIS PIECE OF MERCHANDISE IN PARTICULAR

Uranus and Neptune have finally found the Holy Grail. They effectively sacrificed their lives in its name, and were willing to take any and every pure heart with them. They wonder what kind of mystical powers it must hold to possess such a significant force in their lives.

ITS A GODDAMN PAPERCLIP HOLDER

“Paperclips can easily be held by many other things,” complains Neptune.

“This isn’t even a particularly efficient container,” adds Uranus. “What a waste of a tacky cup.”

BUT WAIT

THESE ARE NOT JUST ANY PAPERCLIPS

THESE ARE DESIGNER PAPERCLIPS

THESE PAPERCLIPS ARE SHAPED LIKE LITTLE STARS AND MOONS

THERE ARE, LIKE, TWENTY OF THEM

WAS IT WORTH THE POTENTIAL LIVES OF THE INNOCENTS

WAS IT WORTH YOUR OWN SOULS

JUST LOOK AT THOSE NOVELTY PAPERCLIPS

crestomancer:

Made it my goal tonight to finally finish one of the many Sailor Moon pics I’ve started in the last couple months 🙂

a semi-comprehensive list of favorite Sailor Moon episodes

Last week, purinsesu-sereniti asked what my favorite episode was. Overwhelmed by the enormity of the question, I had defaulted to sarcasm. I am here to remedy that. Here is a conglomeration of what happens to be exactly twenty episodes from all five seasons, from the overtly silly ones and the heartcrushingly serious ones. There’s probably many I’m forgetting, so I’d love to know which episodes are your personal favorites!

#12: Ami and Rei go on a couples’ cruise and even without a ticket Usagi somehow manages to third wheel

#13: Ami, Rei and Usagi kill Jadeite with feminism and an airplane

#27: Usagi gives the victim of the week a picture of Ami eating a hamburger

#44: Everyone dies in the past

#45–#46: Everyone dies in the present

#50: Usagi’s family and a couple of aliens go to a virtual reality game center

#66: Chibiusa makes curry with her parents, the Ayakashi Sisters are the worst salespeople, and everyone cares a little too much about the local supermarket

#78: Minako is somehow graced with a good immune system and serves as nurse to her friends

#82: Sailor Pluto exists

#91: Mamoru takes Usagi to an abandoned house full of cats and the power of their love creates a Legendary Rod

#108: Everyone tries to speak English and Usagi is so very drunk

#110–#111: Lesbian hell

#118: All the Senshi enter a randomly shifting dimension to save Hotaru while Professor Tomoe sits on the porch eating a bag of chips

#124–#125: Hotaru, Mistress 9, and Saturn all duke it out while technically inhabiting the same body

#136: Usagi is a ninja that’s all you need to know

#172: Baby Nehelenia and the prettiest redemption death ever

#184: The time that Sailor Moon unapologetically became a sitcom

The silence is approaching.

The Messiah is coming.

AND PROM’S TOMORROW

“What is your name?”
“Haruka!”
“What is your quest?”
“I seek the Holy Grail!”
“What is the purity intensity of your unbroken heart crystal?”

Hey. No. Stop that. Now. #You Are Making It Very Difficult For Me To Be Funny