The professor has a face!

And pinstripes!

And a loving relationship with his daughter!

“Not the cut-rate version in this timeline. The one with the lavender three-piece suit and cat’s eye glasses.”

The Grail gave Usagi another stock footage transformation sequence, a slightly different chant, and a lot more ribbons.

“The kids in my class think its creepy that I can heal any wound.”

The kids in your class should investigate this miracle of medical science

“With this pastel still-frame, our friendship is sealed.”

What a shame.

Wasn’t Pluto supposed to guard the Gate of Space and Time for eternity? Is eternity over already?

“Just got back from Narnia. No cute guys there, so I left.”