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I think Sailor Moon commissions someone to write her pre-battle speeches, and she doesn’t edit them beforehand.

Mimete’s hallmark speech, endeavoring to inspire the masses

#same

“I think the knit roses on my sweater are growing. One of them just make a noise. Please send help.”

“I’ll just be another victim of the week in the eyes of our regular viewers.”

I admire the way Minako can discuss sweeping generalizations about the human race with someone she’s just met.

Maintaining office morale is a top priority at the Death Busters.

Professor Tomoe appears to maintain a steady supply of hot redhead scientists.

Changing the name on all the business cards and tax forms is gonna be a real hassle, though.