“The villain has been compromised. This situation does not demand an emotional response.”

This is the speech Tuxedo Mask has waited to make for his entire career.

“FEED ME, SEYMOUR. MUST BE PURE HEART CRYSTALS.”

Just talking with two intelligent cats about my time-traveling daughter in the middle of a crowded city sidewalk

“Well, you revived me after I died the first time, Professor.”

Kaorinite is an expert at shoehorning exposition into unrelated conversations

Last Time on Sailor Moon: Petty Homicide

In which Usagi channels her inner eighteenth-century English poet