Audrey, please! I need more of this Sailor Bread AU LOL Beryl as Banana bread?! I NEED to know what would be the names for Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna!!!!!! Also the Shitennou. My brother already suggested they were Nikumen lol

I DIDN’T THINK IT OUT THIS FAR

The evil Dough Kingdom is on the rise! Queen Banana Bread, with her four generals Pancake, Teacake, Cheesecake, and Johnnycake, is on a quest to reconquer the earth. Will the Sourdough Senshi defeat them with the power of loaf, or will they become toast? Don’t forget their new allies, Soda bread Meioh, Michetta Kaioh, and Hallulla Tenoh. Will they be the companions they knead?

Find out next time on: Sailor Mooncake

Trust me, if you think “buns” was hilarious enough from Tokyopop’s “translation”…Ptilol’s name was translated as…”PETITE ROLL”. Not to mention that they also had novelizations of every episode up to Nephrite’s death (they suddenly stopped after that)- the dub names were used, but the Japanese attack and transformation names were used as well as the novels adapting the episodes DiC cut. But the reason why they’re so hilarious? ALL OF THEM ARE PACKED WITH ’90S POP CULTURE REFERENCES.

AU where everyone is named after different forms of bread

Follow Buns and her friends, Anpan Mizuno, Rye Hino, Multigrain Aino, Matzah ball Kino, and Mamoru Pita as they battle the evil Sandwiches 5 of the Death Toasters, led by none other than their arch nemesis, Petite Roll. Can they rescue Hotaru Tortilla and prevent her from turning into Mistress Naan?

How Not To End An Episode: Like this.

“We’re a couple of talking cats from the moon. We can do what we want.”

Mistresses One through Eight couldn’t be here today, so they called me in last-minute.

Apparently there are six members of the Witches 5. Someone in Human Resources is bound to get a complaint.

“Get it? It’s a pun on the figurative interpretation of ‘shock’ and my literal lightning powers. Guys, do you get it?”

Where’s Waldo: Mugen Academy Edition

Always look on the briiiiiiight side of life!

“All the other Death Busters made fun of me for my extremely bad peripheral vision in one eye.”