when your friend comes to you with the latest drama but you’re trying not to get involved

The greatest secret of Uranus and Neptune: They are aware that they are in an anime.

tuxedo mask on tall things example #2951

says the man who just interrupted the battle with a flying rose to make a speech

Haruka: Usagi, you have no qualifications to be the future queen!

Usagi: Hey! I took one semester of Introduction to Political Science.

“Whatever THAT means.”

What the Sailor Senshi didn’t know was that there was another time-traveler in their midst, waiting in the background

“Most of his memory from the past few years remains only in fragments.”

Retrograde amnesia: Plot device of choice for any work of fiction!

Not pictured: Proper baby care.

“So Hotaru is okay?”

“Well, I never said she was okay. Or that she was still Hotaru. But alive, definitely.”