Happy Pi Day. Because everyone loves pie and objective standards of measurement.

Can we just rename episode 130 of Sailor Moon, “Dying for Pie”? Because Usuagi was dying for some of that lemon pie her Mom made. At least it wasn’t made in a bomb factory.

We can. And we should. 

May your Thanksgiving be happy, healthy, and geometry-free.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Here’s a tangentially related picture of the Senshi eating pie.

One day, after years of being relegated to the ottoman, Mamoru snaps and demands to sit on the sofa for once in his life

Ami then whipped a protractor out of her back pocket and made everyone line up their pies for inspection.

“I’m a goddamned pegasus, Sailor Moon.”

Mama: “To have photos of you and Usagi in wedding dresses in my album is my biggest dream.”

Either you become a wife, or a disappointment.

Little Usagi doesn’t show up often, but when she does it’s always adorable.

“The day she started school, she looked at me with a world-weary expression and said ‘This can only end in tragedy.’”