Both the title and the sole contents of Usagi’s autobiography

I can never get tired of Usagi pretending to be bashful before blatantly stating to the contrary.

“oh sheesh~ BUT YES.”

“Who’s going to have the last laugh when EVERYONE IN JAPAN is wearing an anemone hat?”

“i sold my nose for that dress”

Is Usagi too innocent to realize he’s trying to buy his way out of here… or was this her master plan all along?

“Oh, no, sorry, I’m not talking about you. I’m talking about this sweater.”

It’s okay, Chibiusa. You’ve still got years to toy with Pegasus’ affections before you ultimately rebuff him.

“I said I wanted a wedding. I never said I wanted to get MARRIED.”

“And by that dress, a single red strawberry hovering just above the ground as if lifted by the joy of the bride.”

“Thank goodness this isn’t season one, when every new business was a ploy to drain energy with consumerism!”