I am desperately torn between “what an adorably optimistic sentiment” and “that’s not how genetics work”

“This one is saying, ’I hope my estranged daughter really likes PICTURES of MOUNTAINS’”

“Papa always sends a sketch that he drew instead of a letter.”

It’s better than when he used to write letters in magazine clippings.

 Silly Zircon. You’re just an eyeball! You don’t even have sweat glands!

“I wonder what kind of person composed this song?”

Probably someone with…. A BEAUTIFUL DREAM

i refuse to acknowledge the irony of the cats being the ones who have to explain the internet

Minako has been studying the fine art of giving answers that cannot technically be called wrong.

“I’m feeling particularly early-1990s today!”

Ami plays her laptop the way a concert pianist might play a sonata.

“Why are all our names listed in here?”