Chibiusa seems to find pleasure in ruining people’s lives, but only as a casual hobby

“And I REALLY appreciate the full minute of stock footage you used to do it. No, seriously. I mean it.”

“And it’s moving farther away, if the expansive universe theory is true. Sheesh!”

standard reaction to Minako Aino

“The ‘love love heart’ is only accessible after achieving level 4 flirtation and collecting all 10 pickup lines.”

“And it’s hungry.”

“Like a colony of ant larvae! And only a few of the thousands will survive to adulthood!”

Re: tedious romance triangle plots

“Should we tell him we know a guy with an unlimited supply of roses?”

“nah”

Ami & Artemis were blissfully unaware of the affliction quickly sweeping their companions. They alone were immune.