“Or maybe… I was a sloth the entire time!”

[unzips human suit to reveal a three-toed sloth slowly crawling away]

“Chibiusa, it’s only 200 episodes and 3 movies. Just watch the first few. There’s this great plot twist in season 2!”

Oh yes of course when you put it that way it makes total sense

“Episode 161: Coming Terror! The Dark Queen’s Evil Approach”

I’m not sure there’s enough negatively-associated terminology in there.