The drama of the moment is compromised by the Looney Tunes crash silhouette.

“It’s too late. I have succumbed to…

disco fever”

oh hi helios

i see you brought your unnecessary phallic imagery

Looking at the job market and unemployment rates:

“That’s 7 years of bad luck, plus 7 more… and 7 more… If you keep this up, you’re going to end up with a deficit on life.”

Even the villains can’t be bothered to watch the end of season four.

It looks like Chibiusa is about to have her eye stabbed out. After watching this season, I almost envy her.

Last time someone listened to a mysterious artifact in a lake, a hobbit died and another started speaking in riddles.

If the Golden Crystal is just as powerful as the Silver Crystal, then good and evil will just end up locked in a Cold-War-esque standoff.

“As I recall, Queen Serenity did not have time for that ‘redemption and forgiveness’ nonsense.”