Every single one of the myriad incarnations of this man loves a good flower metaphor.

you had one job

literally

“I was a boy here, Spirit!” said Scrooge, conscious of a thousand thoughts, hopes, joys, & cares long long forgotten

This is why you don’t let cats administer medicine.

AND THAT’S THE WAY WE ALL BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH

Yes. The ability to summon tiny fruit will no doubt turn the tide of this gruesome war against perpetual darkness.

“… Because I’m surrounded by clowns.”

[laugh track plays]

To be fair, if this plan succeeded, the animation department would save a lot.

Nehelenia is channeling her inner Joffrey Baratheon today.

“Episode 165: Time for the Crystal to Shine!”

But clearly not time for the protagonists to shine.