Valentine’s Day is coming

How much do you want to bet she was in her room THE WHOLE TIME.

(But, seriously, this girl has been possessed, killed, reborn, and rapidly re-aged in the space of a few months, and Usagi has the optimistic gall to posit that she just went for a leisurely stroll around the block.)

“But… this is impossible. My true self would never sanction pink bubble sleeves.”

The line between “pained brainwashing” and “exasperated facepalm” is so very fragile.

all these feathers are either

a) a new transformation sequence

b) an impromptu pillow fight

c) a duck hunt gone horribly wrong

“Do I have to carry the scythe? I feel like it makes me appear a little less approachable.”

Hotaru’s happy moments were few and far between.

“Oh. Hi, me.”

“Hey, me.”

“Is other me here?”

“Nah, she was defeated a couple of seasons ago.”

“Thanks, me.”