in manga he had a cowprint vest in crystal they change it to solid colour..but he wears a lot of weird vampire medallions even in civilian form, if his parents hadn’t died in a bday car crash, He’d be like “These are my awards, mother! From Army!”
He sort of has to be a vampire, because honestly who else could pull off that much formalwear in casual settings with panache
I really love “MOTHER MY AWARDS FROM ARMY” but do you think that Mamoru ever awards himself his own badges like “didn’t succumb to horrible flashbacks today” or “teased a middle school girl about her grades on the street”
It’s like, a thousand years ago in the silver millennium when I was 17… Uh… How long have you been 17?
One of my favourite SMS quotes is:
“I don’t believe it. You awarded yourself another medal?” “I totally did. This one is for ‘Most Medals.’”
But, yeah honourable mentions include:
* Having mystery money pay for your car and condo but always saying you’re broke when your future wife and daughter ask for ice cream * Not being kidnapped in any given 36 hour period * Buying discount roses in bulk and using the money saved to bedazzle another medal * Discovering a new shade of mauve * Avoided eye contact with Tsukino Kenji for the whole length of time it took his teenage daughter to get ready for her date * Getting a girl pregnant in the future before ever sleeping with her in the present, “That’s a great new medal!” “Pssh this ol’ thing? Hey Motoki guess who’s potent!“ * Discovered the confidence that a mustard power suit can give you, well before Tenoh Haruka ever did * Most bouts of amnesia * Most secondary alternate identities * Second best use of flowers used to cause bodily harm – First place goes to Makoto for Flower Hurricane
Not that I think about this sort of thing
Also:
even if it was because I was basically flopped over on my side yelling COW VEST!!!
I love every single one of these potential medals.
But I imagine he’d be really annoyed that he came in second for flower attacks EVEN IN HIS OWN ARBITRARY RANKING SYSTEM FOR SELF-AWARDED MEDALS and he just grudgingly tosses the first place medal (which he made himself) to Jupiter. Mako is confused, but when the king gives you a medal, you wear that thing. And every time he sees that badge on Mako’s well-endowed chest he vows that someday that medal will join the glittering host on his lavender tuxedo.
It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that every villain must relax in a throne with an unspecified drink in hand and an overconfident challenge in voice.
*Zirconia comes running* My dear Mistress Nehellenia, have you heard , Netherfield Park is let at last!!
#can you imagine all the characters of sailor moon talking like a jane austen book?
“You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.”
“In such cases as this, it is, I believe, the established mode to express a sense of obligation for the sentiments avowed. However, my regard lies elsewhere; do you find yourself currently in possession of any food?”
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