Chibiusa is erased from time > Hotaru never learned friendship > Mistress 9 won > The world was swallowed by nothingness

NEHELENIA HOW DOES THIS HELP YOU

Let’s just get it over with and re-name the show “Sailor Saturn.”

“Better than the time she summoned Talkative Wall. It just didn’t shut up about architectural integrity.”

“Dad, stop, you’re being weird again. This is SO embarrassing.”

That’s what you get for cleaning your frying pans until they shine.

“I guess you could say I’m having an… existential crisis.”

[laugh track plays, then clips out awkwardly]

I feel like the angry pink elephants integral to Nehelenia’s interior design scheme hold some kind of significance.

“Episode 172: Moon Love Power! The End of the Nightmare”

14-year old Usagi wakes up in her bed with a start. She’s late for school again.