It’s hilarious how the first card Sakura caught was The Windy like that would be like if the first monster Usagi fought was that volcano

You know what would be great? If, the same way Sakura uses defeated cards to capture the others, Sailor Moon had to use previous monsters to fight new monsters. 

OKAY DOORKNOBDOR, UNLOCK THIS DOOR FOR ME

BEAT THEM UP, SAILOR GUTS

OCTAVE, SING ME A SONG

everyone who meets usagi automatically falls in love with her it gets to the point that ppl form a club and meet once a week to talk abt how cute she is this is how crystal tokyo actually forms everyone is just so in love with usagi and then the world freezes over and everyone wakes up and is like “i dont remember shit but i love sailor moon she should rule the free world” and the rest is history

no one has any memories so they have to look for clues about who they were and what their lives were like in their own personal effects. they all find their fan club membership cards after the Great Freeze (all of her shortcomings erased by history) and decide “wow yeah you know who would make a great Queen of the Universe”

(Ami is the founder but also made herself the #1 member)

sailormoonsub:

“Ami these are literally the lyrics to Danger Zone.”

“Yeah, because screw you.”

Riding on the coattails of “Star Gentle Uterus” I began pondering what would happen if the other attack phrases were based on reproductive terminology

  • moon healing ejaculation
  • sperm aqua illusion 
  • jupiter oak ovulation
  • penis love-me chain
  • moon gorgeous masturbation

Between tiny mafia Iron Mouse, word salad attacks, non sequitur monsters, and the Danger Zone, this whole arc is an exercise in absurdism

“The Epitome of Humor”
U. Tsukino, 1996
Crayon and mechanical pencil

With regard to this show, the answers to these questions will always be beyond my grasp

This season’s script was written as a game of Mad Libs between the screenwriter and a few jaded storyboard artists.

I’m intrigued by the idea of gender-fluid Sailor Soldiers. Especially in a series centered around the deconstruction of gender roles.