It’s a great feeling to know that you have such unwaveringly loyal and supportive heroes on your side.

“Just like every other place in Tokyo.”

Just another example of modern media’s unrealistic portrayal of cats

You’re approximately one Voltaire quote away from being the most pretentious entity to occupy any amount of space

“At least I have a personality. A blatantly insufferable one, of course, but a personality nonetheless.”

I’ve never been to the reptile section of a department store, so I suppose I’m in no position to be skeptical.

#same

“It’s very important to me that I remain consistently hydrated during my forty-minute outdoor reading session.”

“You know… *lowers voice* a rebel cyborg sent from the future to infiltrate our country’s defenses”

“But that’s just the heteronormative patriarchal social pressure talking.”