“A tempest brews in the Mid-Atlantic of our minds, bathing us all in a tsunami of ocean metaphors.”

Sometimes I remember that, for the new dub, some voice actor is going to have to say this in English with a straight face.

The prophet has spoken. Her word is truth.

“It is for this cause that we seek justice.”

“I will report if there are further glitches in my programming.”

“And how shall I presume? / In a minute there is time / for decisions and revisions / which a minute will reverse.”

You know what’s harmless fun with no chance of ending in a wacky miscommunication?

COMMUNAL BAKING

You can take the hypothetical out of that one.

“Do you have to go out in that gaudy outfit? Wear a disguise or you’ll attract attention!”

“This IS my disguise.”

Shh. Don’t say that, food truck guy. You play a crucial role in our society and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.