“Well, you’re a reincarnation of an alien soldier from thousands of years ago.”

“THAT’S DIFFERENT”

“Why don’t you use your wings to fly instead of getting trapped?”

“Nah, they’re just symbolic. It’s a metaphor.”

If anyone says they “feel the mysterious brightness of a star” or “send message of love to the galaxy” one more time, I will be forced to politely ask what the hell they mean.

[ANIME RIVALRY GLARE]

everything out of Michiru’s mouth is somehow both alarmingly flirtatious and incredibly condescending i think she has more superpowers than she lets on

As a bizarre, unadvertised twist, none of the performers will open their eyes at any point during the entire show.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

I know they’re talking about performing a joint concert with Michiru, but this is begging on its hands and knees to be taken out of context.

“Trick question! ‘Sailor Iron Mouse’ is three separate nouns and makes no sense as an independent clause. Gotcha!”

“Dont say our names too loudly; the fashion police are after us. They can take our lives, but they’ll never take our denim.”