I kind of imagine Minako actually roping Yaten into agreeing to go with her to Adults’ Love XX & i can just picture a shot of them in a sleazy theater watching the movie (we only hear sound no pictures of whats on the screen). With her acting overly excited & immature about whats on the screen. While Yaten just sits there being both bored and discussed. In a AU where Taiki doesnt get out of it, he would go and just study the film for education purposes for Earth’s mating rituals or something.

I can only imagine Yaten as a pretentious cinema/new media scholar, just constantly being like “see, what I would have done is framed this shot from a Dutch angle to articulate the instability he’s feeling” or “I don’t know the plot motivation seems a little contrived” or“okay the symbolism here is just entirely too blatant, we all know what the cigar represents”

Have you ever seen Persona 4 the Animation? In episode 20 there’s a scene where everyone is afraid to answer a black rotary phone. For a moment I thought that Galaxia was going to appear

The fandom mocks Mamoru’s fashion sense but you know who has the real terrible fashion sense? THE SAILOR STARLIGHTS! Their workout outfits, their date outfits, Seiya’s tuxedo and their sailor form etc.

This is a very fair assessment. In their defense they are literally ALIENS, but that is barely an excuse. Presenting: Three Lights/Starlights Fashion Highlights

Do you know how many bottles of red pigment dyed to make this outfit?

The complete “casually Google searching for your lost princess at home” collection: suspenders, penny loafers, bright purple harem pants, and literally just a tablecloth wrapped around your body

Each of these outfits has multiple layers, and it works on none of them. 

Even in Minako’s imagination, they don’t have enough dignity to resist the magnetic pull of these sparkly epaulets and bellbottom slacks.

And, my personal favorite:

SOS (Save Our Shirts)

Maybe their band wasn’t much to talk about but their careers as style icons were FLOURISHING in 1997. 

“Because no-one else would.”

hoe don’t do it

oh my god

“Thanks a lot, Galaxia. Now we’ll NEVER know the answer.”

“Excuse me, ma’am. This deed of ownership is scrawled in crayon and you listed yourself as both the witness and co-signer.”

“It is my destiny that I alone be the one to punch them in the face for all they’re worth.”