Real talk: Trivializing Usagi’s fear of assault as just an ‘overreaction’ bypasses ProblematicVille & goes straight into Not-Okay-Town territory.

“Experiments or whatever” = “I literally have no idea what my boyfriend is studying”

“I mean, he’s so busy at college, you’d think he dropped off the face of this earth or something!” [nervous laughter]

“I need backup. Taiki’s typing poetry in a dark corner and wearing slip-ons and unnecessary suspenders. This situation is approaching maximum hipster levels.”

Seiya’s wardrobe cries out for help in the only way it knows how, but it knows all too well that it is too late.

“And occasionally, pigeon couples. Their love is so beautiful.”

“Haven’t you heard? Zigzag prints and lesbianism are in this season.”

“I don’t have any insecurities or self-doubts, but I do have Luna, which is basically the same thing.”