“All right, Rei, now gently steer the conversation toward the intensely sensitive questions regarding the current state his life’s projects.”

“Nailed it.”

The first draft of “Green Eggs and Ham” was not well-received by critics or test audiences.

“What I’m trying to say is I’d rather be at the karaoke bar right now.”

concrete personification of final exams

[insert HILARIOUS and VERY ORIGINAL plot about dressing up in a monster costume when there is in fact a REAL monster outside]

Just another successful job for the world’s littlest arsonist.

None of them had ever actually learned to smile, but could vaguely replicate such an action through artificial means.

Okay. Whose idea was it to send a two-year-old outdoor camping with a bunch of high schoolers? Raise your hand.

“Almost as if you were the real monster. Can’t trust anyone these days, Jim.”

“Just get me a water, Greg.”