Sing moonlight densetsu every time Seiya hits on Usagi. I promise you that you will be able to learn the whole song very fast this way. :3

This would be a great idea if i didn’t already know the whole thing by heart. However, I still have yet to learn “Moon Revenge”…

“For the last time, we are NOT plagiarizing the Power Rangers. They have five guys, we only have three.”

Someone was legally paid real money to write this line

“Don’t close your eyes, Rei. Look at these shattered pieces. Rei, this is what adulthood is like. God is dead, Rei.”

#and the award for worst babysitter goes to…

I’m pretty sure that if you’re going to have a childhood flashback, you are required by law to give an advance warning. #NotPrepared

“Didn’t stop him from charging me twenty bucks for the thing.”

the woman sitting behind the Senshi has been trying to sleep for three hours but can hear only the pervasive giggling of the teenaged girl

Excuse me. The 22-Minute Formula does not sanction attacking a victim within the first half of a filler episode. Do you have a waiver?

Episode 183: I’m almost positive this title was taken directly from the cover of a Goosebumps book.

I finally have more than a few consecutive minutes of free time

you know what that means

I have no excuse to procrastinate on watching a new episode