And so Misa survived her first surgery, and was swiftly forgotten by our heroes.

“Ayy baby, modern medicine isn’t the only miracle around here”

“Shove a hypodermic needle up your ass”

“I could sure as hell use one right now. Do you have flavored vodka”

“Good news is, I’m only a little bit hungover right now.”

Is it love or is it pericardial effusion

“Princess! *shakes paper* Princess, what cursed you to this distorted two-dimensional plane frozen in time?”

“An autograph would disenfranchise my sense of self.“

"Oh my GOD literally just write your name on a sheet of paper for this dying child”

“Looks like I have no choice but to cut off this hand.”

“I mean, out of all the operas and symphony orchestras I’ve seen, no one has ever thrown their panties onstage.”

“Unspecified Affliction only harms children who are used as plot devices and never seen again after one episode.”