“Just as young as the man I keep cryogenically frozen in the secret room behind the fireplace.”

“My child, some obtain their wealth by birth, some by hard work. Some obtain it by SELLING THEIR OWN EYES”

“The performance itself of so labeling a geologic piece is social commentary on the nature of art.”

“So it is a rock.”

“She’s going to start an investment banking account and play the stock market, and she won’t stop until her bills pay themselves!”

“They also both have two eyes, four limbs, and a will to interact with their environment.”
“Ami, what”
“THE SIGNS ARE ALL THERE”

Jumping off walls with nothing but a parasol and a porcelain doll is fine, but Luna and Artemis could never sanction improper traffic safety.

Talk about pulling a solution out of your ass.

“Chibiusa always made me pay for semi-legal narcotics. Me, her own mother!”

“That’s why she calls me the fun babysitter.”

ChibiChibi just swallowed 7 donuts whole, solidifying my theory that she a ghost, a robot, a sentient bacteria colony, or all of the above.