Child, I appreciate your optimism, but doing your best has never once protected anyone from being eviscerated by magic death lightning.

“Where have you two been?”

“Running errands.”

“I haven’t seen you since we defeated Nehelenia!" 

"We needed milk.”

All these televisions and they’re all stuck on the You Are Nothing channel

fruitbrain replied to your post: “Final Battle”? That terminology sound…

make sure you have tissues nearby just in case

Yeah I hate it when my allergies start acting up and I can’t find the non-drowsy meds.

“Final Battle”? That terminology sounds familiar somehow…

OH GOD DAMMIT

Imagine if Usagi still did the intro where she introduces herself, her friends, and the basic plot of the show like she did in Classic.

“Hi! I’m Usagi Tsukino! My sign is Cancer and my blood type is O. I may not look like it, but I’m actually a superhero! One day this strange cat named Luna gave me a special brooch to transform and told me I had to fight bad guys. I’m the pretty guardian who fights for love and justice, Sailor Moon! I’m also the reincarnation of Princess Serenity of the ancient moon kingdom Silver Millennium and the future queen of Crystal Tokyo. So cool! I’m friends with the kindhearted girl genius, Ami Mizuno, who’s Sailor Mercury, and Rei the hotheaded psychic who’s Sailor Mars. There’s also Jupiter who makes the best food, and Venus who makes the best puns. And then we met Chibiusa, or Sailor ChibiMoon– what?! She’s my daughter from the future?! I also have help from Sailor Pluto, the guardian of Time itself, and Sailor Saturn, the child who destroyed a planet. Scary! And don’t forget Uranus the racecar enthusiast and Neptune the passive-aggressive lesbian. But what’s this?! Three more Sailor Soldiers have appeared in the form of a pretentious pop band: Star Maker, Star Healer and Star Fighter. Finally we met Sailor ChibiChibi. What is she? Why is she here?! No one knows! Even though there’s a lot of us now, these battles are going to be pretty tough. But oh well, I guess I just gotta do my best! Hahaha!”